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Joe Slavko's Journal

the diary of a slum landlord

Created on 2006-01-20 18:27:35 (#9311530), last updated 2008-12-07

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Name:Joe Slavko, Slum Landlord
Birthdate:1959-07-14
Location:London, United Kingdom

Contact:

joeslavko@googlemail.com
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My efforts to make a successful living as a slum landlord in the Peter Rachman mould are currently being thwarted by the fact that none of my properties are yet slums. I live in hope, however. In the meantime, I am trading in endangered species to make ends meet. Powdered black rhino horn is one of my company’s more popular lines. Powdered black rhino comes a close second. Available in both 500 gram and 1 kilo sachets, it can easily be reconstituted with boiling water to create a delicious rhinoceros snack which is said by many to be almost as tasty as the fresh article.

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LJ Talkjoeslavko@livejournal.com
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Google Talkjoeslavko@googlemail.com

Schools:

The Hebrew University of Jerusalem - Jerusalem, Jerusalem district / Mehoz Yerushalayim, Israel
University of Manchester - Manchester, England - Greater Manchester, United Kingdom
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